tipz chantek...

sape nk cantik?.. sila baca ape yg zhiexi nk bgtao smpai hbis... ('',)?? sanggup ker??... lols..

ahaks!... korg-korg yg bace entry ni mesti rasa tak cantik or tak cukup cantik kn?.. (x_o)??.. haha.. same lah... penulis entry pun rase tak cantik jugak.. sebab tu die tegar nk post entry macam gini.. hohoho...

cantikkn...hmmm

wei.. tak baek tao.. sape cakap korg-korg plus ak si penulis ni tak cantik?.. (xde sape-sape yg ckp pown.. sendiri yg rase... grrr)... ade phrase omputeh kate.. "beauty lies in the eyes of beholder" .. cewah!... hahaa...

enough is enough...haish~~~ main point ak is to share tips cantik ngan korg-korg.. (^_^)??.. baek hati tak ak?.. pewittt~~~... >.< .... malu plak rase... hohoho

ini tips cantik remix tao..:

tc1: orang kate kalu nk hilangkn parut kat muka (bekas2 luka).. tenyeh muka dengan kunyit... hahaa.. kuning la muka hampa pasni... tp elok.. seyes cakap ni... lebih afdal... korg-korg tenyeh kunyit tu kt muka waktu mlm... time nk tido, then esok pagi... make sure korg-korg cuci muka bersih2 tao... kalu tak.. kuning la muka... :D ... kene buat bnyk kali, baru berhasil... ok next...

kunyit keluaran google...

tc2: nih tips pasal kunyit jugak... minum air kunyit baek utk luka dalaman... minum macam minum ubat la kn... bukan suruh minum macam minum air sirap limau... adoooi.... :P lagi elok air kunyit tu korg-korg buat sendiri.. blend ubi kunyit tu... pastu tapis amik airnye... then sejukan dalam peti ais.. kalu minum sejuk2 takde rase sangat rasa kunyit tu... tp jgn la plak korg-korg taruk ais...hahaa.. kang ubat jadi racun plak.. susah den nnti.. hehehe.. pastu... insyaAllah.. kulit korg berseri-seri... awet muda gitu... korg.. air kunyit tu panas, so kalu badan korg tak tahan... utk percubaan pertama... cuba amalkan seminggu sekali... then sehari sekali... ok?.. ok.. good...

mineral water jenama google...

tc3: nak lagi cantik?.. korg-korg kene minum banyak air... sebabnyer.. kalu korg-korg kurang minum air nnt kulit korg kering...dehidrasi.. macam-macam sakit plak yang datang jenguk... air(H2O) membantu dalam melembabkan kulit... lagi satu.. lagi bnyk korg minum lagi bnyk korg buang air, lagi banyak korang berpeluh ye tak?... GONG!~~... sistem perkumuhan korang berjalan lancar.. kan ke bgus.. buang toksin dari badan... (^_^) ...so korang akan nmpk segar dan muda... kulit kering kan nmpk tua.. kn kn kn... :D

pinjam dr google...

tc4: korg.. kalu korg-korg nak maintain body cantik, muka awet muda... korg kena put some effort utk bersenam... :D although korang malas tahap koala... (same la ak ni pun..uhukuhuk...).. joget dalam rumah/bilik pun jadilah... biar berpeluh, otot-otot dan lemak-lemak berlebihan tu biar kasi gegar sikit... nk body cantik tak?.. hah.. buat!... :)

tc5: korg-korg mesti suka kn preservative food?.. sebenarnya kn.. tak elok... (ak pun layan jgk junk-food tu....hohoo) ... instead of korg amik mknan yg preservative... ce try fresh fruits... hah!.... lagi yummy!!! kn kn kn ... bnyk serat... baek untuk kesihatan... badan sihat lagi cantik!!!..wah!!!... tak ke gitu korg-korg???..

ak bg contoh banana:

lepas korang makan pisang, kulitnyer korg-korg jgn buang dulu.. korang sental muka korg dengan kulit pisang tu.. :D ..haha... ingat ak maen-maen ker?... btol2 nih.. sental seluruh muka.. pastu biar kering, then bilas... :) ... tengok cermin.. segar tak?... wa.... cantiknyer die... wei... jgn try kulit durian tao.. naya ja satni... hohoho... (^_^)???

pisang tajaan google...

tc6: minum air halia utk buang angin.. kalu korg-korg minum air halia instant.. memang tak sedap... ak pun tak suka.. nih mai nk bgtau.. air halia fresh & sedap punya... halia tu.. ketuk-ketuk bg pecah sikit..(basuh bersih2 dulu tao.. jg kebersihan sama...('',)... )..pastu buh dalam cawan air panas... biar dia sejuk sikit.. agak-agak suam tu.. buley la minum... hahaa.. kentot-kentot la hampa pasni... :O .... tkyah nk mengada-ngada letak gula.. puk pale bru tao~~~... hohoho... 

segar dr ladang google...

tc7: tips ni.. hari-hari kita buat... amik wudhu' (muslim only) ... lima kali sehari plak tu... air wudhu' yg kita ambil tu utk bersihkan diri dari kotoran... wudhu' yg betul boley buat wajah kita berseri-seri penuh keimanan, badan plak rasa segar jer... (tp ingt.. jgan salah niat masa berwudhu'... jgn amik wudhu' sebab nk muka cantik.. setting balik niat betol2.. jgn smpai menyesal kt akhirat plak eh... :) .. pandai...

tc8: apa?.. skip nasi?.. TOT!.. salah... nasi tu mkn ja cam besa.. ok?... korg kene take-note ngan lauk-pauk korg tu... (ak pun kene take-note nih...hixhixhix...) ... ape kate korg lebeykan mkn sup, sayur air, kukus, stim, bakar... salai.. wa.. terliur plak ak... huhuu... lapor kowt... (^_^)??

 

ak bg contoh menu:

sup ikan, ikan singgang, ikan bakar, sayur air bayam, ayam kukus, sup daging & DLL... korg cari la kt search engine korg... melambak-lambak resepi mknan sihat... :D

fresh lagi dari dapur google....

krokkkkk!... aiyak... tulis pasal menu perut ak da bunyi... lapor la plak....glup! ... wa... ak chow dulu.. nnt ak sambung post entry laen plak eh... (^_^) ... semoga cantiklah korang lepas baca entry ak nih... hehehe...

 

.:SELAMAT MENCANTIK-KAN DIRI!!!.... (^o^)??? :.

p/s:.. kalu korg tak cantik-cantik jugak lepas try sume tips-tips yg ak syorkan tu...ermm... baek korg gi jumpa pakar kecantikan.. sebab ak amtur jew.. hohoho.. :P

...ak pandai bgtao jer...buat tak pandai.... :P .. hohoho...

5 Simple Blogging Tips To Earn Respect

As Salam.
I accidently crush through this Dezine Weblog... they are talking about tips to earn some respect from both readers and other bloggers and its quite goooooooood...(^o^)??? Hence, from the 'slice of kek batik'... i would like to share it you! ahaks! :D

Below are the lists of 5 simple blogging tips that you can follow to earn respect.

1. Always give credit to the original author(s)

When you are posting about something that you read on other blog / site then you must give credit to the original author. If you are not giving credit it means you are silently claiming to be the author of the topic and it is a lie, you are simply lying to your readers – don’t expect any respect then.

2. Do not hide original author’s link

Even if you are giving link to the original author you should not hide it somewhere in the content by using the normal text color that it cannot be identified easily.

3. Do not watermark images

Watermarking images with your website URL to promote your site is very cheap act and never appreciated. There are other decent and acceptable ways to promote your site.

If you are watermarking to stop images stealing then just enable Hotlink Protection option on your server. Only original photographers and designers can watermark their images.

4. Do not leach other’s bandwidth

If you are using images for your blog you must host them on your own server. Hotlink images from other sites is illegal.

5. Always give some references

It is a professional way of blogging to give reference links to your readers where they can find more detailed information about your topic. If you don’t give reference links you are stopping your readers to find more about the topic and your readers will have to find more information on some other site therefore they will not return to your blog again.

p/s: i dedicate this post special to all bloggers who stuck in the net... :) ... we just love the jamming on the net is it?... hahaha... (^o^)??

**it's not a compulsory to follow the guide... hehehe... it's all about you yourself to decide.
***if you have some sense of humanity and love... please spread this others...

create using Gimp + Gnome... hohoho!.. :)

"SALAM" or "AS SALAM"...???

JANGAN GUNAKAN PERKATAAN "SALAM"

بِسْــــمِ ﷲِالرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيم

اَلسَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ

SIAPA YANG MENGGUNAKAN PERKATAAN "SALAM"? apakah maksud disebaliknya??

Maka berpalinglah (hai Muhammad) dari mereka dan katakanlah:"Salam (selamat tinggal)".

Kelak mereka akan mengetahui (nasib mereka yangburuk). (QS. 43:89)

baik gunakan...ASSALAMUALAIKUM atau ASSALAMUALAIKUM WARAHMATULLAH HIWABARAKATUH...

Ilmu utk dikongsi bersama. Sekadar peringatan untuk semua rakan-rakan muslim yang lain.

Pagi semalam saya dengar radio ikim (91.50 fm). Ustaz Zawawi ada cerita tentang sunnah Rasulallah s.a.w. Antara yang dibincangkannya ialah tentang bab cara memberi salam.

Menurut ustaz Zawawi Yusof, Baginda SAW memberi salam dengan lafaz“Assalamualaikum” dan menjawab salam dari para sahabat baginda dengan salam yang lengkap iaitu “Waalaikumussalam warahmatulallahhi wabarakatuh”

Ringkasnya, baginda SAW akan ;Beri salam dengan ucapan - “Assalamualaikum” dan…Jawab salam - “Waalaikumussalam warahmatulallahi wabarakatuh”

Lagi satu, perlu diingatkan juga semasa menjawab salam, saya dengar ramai orang jawab salam dengan ucapan yang tidak tepat.

Jawab salam yang betul ialah ;

“WAALAI KUMUS SALAM”dan bukannya yang selalu saya dengar iaitu ;

“WAALAI KUM SALAM”

Apabila kita ingin berkirim salam pada orang lain, hendaklah kita berkata

“Kirim salam, assalamualaikum pada ASHREE ye” contoh lerr…Dan bukannya : “Kirim salam kat ASHREE yer”

Dan jangan pula memandai-mandai tambah perkataan seperti ” Ko tolong kirim salam maut kat dia yer“.

Statement ini walaupun dalam nada bergurau, tapi ia adalah menyalahi syariat dan berdosa, walaupun sekadar gurauan!

Selain itu, janganlah kita menggantikan perkataan “Assalamualaikum” dengan“A’kum” dalam sms atau apa sekalipun melalui tulisan.

Jika perkataan “Assalamualaikum” itu panjang, maka hendaklah kita ganti dengan perkataan “As Salam” yang membawa maksud sama dengan “Assalamualaikum”.

Sesama lah kita memberitahu member-member yang selalu sangat guna shortform“A’kum” dalam sms ataupun email. Perkataan ‘AKUM‘ adalah gelaran untuk orang-orang Yahudi untuk orang-orang bukan yahudi yang bermaksud‘BINATANG‘ dalam Bahasa Ibrani.

Ia singkatan daripada perkataan ‘Avde Kokhavim U Mazzalot’ yang bermaksud ‘HAMBA-HAMBA BINATANG DAN ORANG-ORANG SESAT‘.

Jadi, mulai sekarang jika ada orang hantar shortform “A’kum“, kita ingatkan dia guna “As Salam” kerana salam ialah dari perkataan “Assalamualaikum“.

* Jangan guna “Bye” kerana“Bye” adalah jarum sulit Kristian yang bermaksud “Di Bawah Naungan Pope.”

* Jangan guna “A’kum” kerana“A’kum” bermaksud “Binatang” dalam bahasa Yahudi.

* Jangan guna “Semekom” kerana“Semekom”bermaksud “Celaka Kamu.”Gunakan perkataan “ As Salam” sebagai singkatan bagi“Assalammualaikum.”

Tolong tag kepada umat Islam yang lain , untuk elakkan diri daripada membuat dosa..

Sekian, semoga ada manfaatnya

By: Abdullah Spontan 

copy & paste from: ::Saje C0nteng*

 

sesama kite beringat... untuk kehidupan yang harmoni... dunia akhirat :)

bulb disorder...

Salam... :)

hey!.. its February!... yezzaa... as you realize.. (^_^)??? 

kim jae wook.. this man has nothing to-do with 'bulb disorder' ... hahha...

tonight... it's just about.. mmm... me and three others house-mate... we locked in the 'disco-club'... grr... not enough power supply, it keeps on off on off on off... (@_@)???... plus... the bulb problem(kitchen)... yet.. we still to pay a full-payment!!!... what on earth they think they are??!!... those 'scramble egg' last for a month!... since the day we step-in to the house.. they got on my nerves!!.. really!!... aigooo~~~... and now.. it seems to prolong for the next coming month..

be independent!!!.. haish~~.... do it your-self lah kn?... sure.. of course why not.. but the environment don't allow us to do so.. the ceiling is up-up to the sky... and us.??.. down-drowning to the ground... what to do?.. nothing could help... no ladder  no chair.. what a pity... hurmm... (^_^)???... 

owh!.. almost forgot to mention... my mom called just now.. i complaint to her.. do you have any idea what her reply will be??.. hehee... she said.. 

"four of you young lady.. go and buy those bulb, then ask for help from neighbour.. if no neighbour could lend their hand.. ask some help from a friend.. haish.. young lady now-days just couldn't even think how to solve household problem.. yet their education is up-up to the sky... along, you got me or not?.. make sure you  young lady buy the bulb tomorrow.. otherwise.. just keep staying in the dark with goose-bump!... ok.. i'm hang-up... Assalamualaikum.. nite.."

hahhaha... when a mother not fall-asleep yet at 12:30am.. :D (hey of course it's not in english... :) ... it's in bahasa ibunda... hehehe...)

(^_^)???.. actually i don't have to do this.. cause i'm not that tense... hahha... i enjoyed the dark.. i got my empty space so far... hehee... :) still... i hope this 'party of bulb disorder' will end soon.. a.s.a.p... (o_o)~~.. i think i got goose-bump... grrr~~~~~~~~ (~~_)???.. see you soon on the next entry... g.t.g...

p/s:.. i'll hit for a new entry by any chance soon... :) 

... psst...hey listen.. shh... try to put away any kind of phone or mobile or anything which allow your mother to make a call... hehehe... believe me.. you'll never want to have it at this kind of time... having someone nagging you around.. hahaha... okay!.. catch you later... nite then... :) ...zZzZz...